In the last quarter, Argonne accidentally created two superheroes, while inadvertently creating only one supervillain. This continues a positive trend that may reverse last fiscal year’s unfortunate 3-1 ratio of supervillains to superheroes.
“While it is true that the scale of Krodon the Planet-Eater’s superpowers vastly exceeded those of Decaffeinator Man and the Project Management … Read More»
Hive Mind Unit 6334-A was excited to spot one of the few remaining unmodified human scientists on site recently.
“I was landing my hovercar in my parking spot when I glanced over at the tree line and spotted him,” 6334-A said. “He was very pallid, looked somewhat malnourished, and appeared to be seeking funding. It was … Read More»
Argonne will unveil a new tagline for 2086, part of a branding update that will refresh the laboratory’s identity. The new tagline is a continuation of the popular “We Start with Yes” campaign first rolled out in 2015. That phrase was replaced in 2040 with “We Still Begin with a Hearty ‘Affirmative’” and in 2063 … Read More»